Paghingi ng tawad quotes

Kapag nagsorry sayo ang taong mahal mo
Patawarin mo
Parang palengke lang yan eh
Hindi siya hihingi ng tawad kung di ka mahal

Magic Sarap Pick Up Line

Wag bumili ng magic sarap
Dahil ang tunay na sarap
Sa akin mo lang malalasap

Baliw Pick Up Line

Kapag ngumingiti ba ako mag-isa baliw na agad
Di ba puwedeng naalala lang kita

Late Student Joke

Teacher: Jose why are you late

Jose: Nabasa ko po kasi yung sign
School ahead slow down

Revicon Pick Up Lines

Pag-ibig ko sayo parang revicon
May lakas na di umaayaw

Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd

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Wesley Reid Scantlin[1] (born June 9, 1972 in Kansas City, Missouri) is a songwriter, lead singer, guitarist and the only remaining founding member of the American post-grunge band Puddle of Mudd.

Scantlin has been ranked in the Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists by Hit Parader (#96).

Scantlin was influenced by groups such as AC/DC, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, and Van Halen.

Scantlin graduated from high school in 1990 from Park Hill High School in Kansas City. He has a son, Jordan, born in 1997 from a previous relationship.
He is the cousin of former Miss Missouri Teen USA pageant winner and reality TV participant, Melana Scantlin. He is also related to MLB all star Ryan Braun.
Scantlin married Jessica Nicole Smith in January 2008.The couple filed for divorce in 2011, and the divorce was finalized in May 2012.

Scantlin has had run-ins with the law over the years. In 2002, he and his then fiance actress Michelle Rubin were both arrested for allegations of domestic violence after witnesses reported seeing the couple, on their way to a video shoot, fighting on the side of Highway 126 in Piru, California. Several witnesses reported seeing Scantlin forcing Rubin into a Jeep Cherokee driven by an unknown third person. Sheriff's deputies and California Highway Patrol officers stopped the Jeep shortly thereafter and arrested the couple. Scantlin and Rubin were both booked at the Ventura County jail and were released after posting $20,000 bail each. The reason for the argument remains unknown.

During a 2004 show at the Headliners night club in Toledo, Ohio, Scantlin took the stage with his band, but after only four songs admitted to the audience that he was too intoxicated to continue. Frustrated, his bandmates walked off the set, leaving Scantlin by himself on stage. He remained on stage for another 30 minutes, insulting the crowd and singing random songs that seemed to be made up as he went along. Objects were then thrown back and forth between Scantlin and the crowd before he walked off the stage, where he was subsequently arrested by the Toledo Police Department for disorderly conduct while intoxicated. On the way to his booking, additional charges were brought after he repeatedly spat on the windows in the back of the police cruiser he was being transported in. He was released on a $150 cash bond. He said he would never play in Toledo again because he was arrested for "nothing".
Late in 2007, Scantlin got himself into trouble when he was banned from Graceland for swimming in an off limits pool while touring the facilities.
In 2012, Scantlin found himself in trouble again when he failed to pay nearly $45,000 in federal taxes in 2009, on top of a $17,000 tab for state taxes.
On September 4, 2012, Scantlin was arrested while traveling on a cross country flight from Boston to Los Angeles because he was intoxicated. The airplane had to make an emergency landing in Austin, Texas. He was charged with public intoxication.
In May of 2013 Scantlin was arrested on domestic violence charges after he apparently dragged his ex-wife and then pulled her by the arm or the shirt.

Deer Joke

Teacher: Robert ano ang tawag sa english ng hayop na yan (itinuro ang isang deer)

Robert: ewan ko po mam

Teacher: clue, ano ba ang tawag ng mama mo sa papa mo

Robert: tarantado ba tawag diyan man?

Lomi Joke

Boy: waiter bakit may langaw itong lomi ko
Waiter: e kasi po sir sa sobrang sarap ng lomi namin pati langaw gusto makatikim

Pick Up Line September 2, 2013

Hindi man tayo sabay ipinanganak
Kahit ikaw yung mas bata o mas matanda
Maging akin ka lang
Promise sabay tayong tatanda