Nanay Pick Up Line

Mabuti pa ang mga bata iniiyakan ang nanay nila para makuha lang ang gusto nila

Iyakan ko kaya ang nanay mo

Para makuha din kita

Spelling Pick Up Line

Natalo ako sa spelling contest

Kasi nung sinabi nilang spell inspiration

Pangalan mo ang naisulat ko

Peanut Pick Up Line

Boy: Peanut ka ba

Girl: Bakit

Boy: Kasi Peanutibok mo ang puso ko!

Bato Pick Up Line

Boy: Wala ka bang alam kung hindi ang mambato?

Girl: Engot ka ba? Kita mo nang wala akong ginagawa eh

Boy: Eh, bakit lagi akong tinatamaan sa yo

Lindol Pick up Line

Alam mo ba kung bakit lumindol?

Sumigaw kasi ako ng crush kita

Kaya yun

Kinilig ang earth

Marry that girl joke

Son: Papa I like that girl and I want to marry her

Dad: My son don't marry that girl because she is your sister and your mama doesn't know

The next day

Son: Mama I want to marry that girl but papa said I should not because she is my sister and you don't know

Mom: My son
marry that girl because your papa is not your father and he doesn't know